Dear Future Owner

I rewrote Meghan Trainor's song "Dear Future Husband" and turned it into "Dear Future Owner" Here it is.

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Dear future owner,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Feed me everyday
I deserve a break
And don't forget the bloodworm every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect fish
Eating groceries
Ea-eating what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, owner, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be fine just eating flakes and flies
I never learned to fly
But I can really try
Swim along with me
Swim-swim along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me really ri-ight
Even when I'm tryna fight
Show me everything's alright

Dear future owner,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future owner,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just treat me right
And maybe then I'll let you try and teach me right
Even if I was pretty
You know I'm always pretty
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me ri-ight
Even when I'm tryna fight
Show me everything's alright

Dear future owner,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, fishy)
Dear future owner,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know I'll never see your family more than you-oo

I'll be swimming on the left side of the tank (hey)
Gimme food and you might see some flaring
Don't have a dirty tank
Just have a good filter
Buy me a plant
Buy-buy me a plant, please

You gotta know how to treat me ri-ight
Even when I'm tryna fight
Show me everything's alright

Dear future owner,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future owner,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future owner, better love me right